I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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