I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
It's Friday. Sex?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
