help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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