If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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