we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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