Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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