You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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