god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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