Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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