Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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