Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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