the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
My vagina just recognized that song.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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