left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
either way he was missing a nipple.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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