This dress was meant to end up on your floor
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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