The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I love you. Go after that dick
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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