Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Alive.
So much puke
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Randomize
