Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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