The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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