Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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