Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
