that's an acceptable place to lick
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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