Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I need moral support for this bender
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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