from now on my penis is your penis
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
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