other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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