Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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