In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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