wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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