At least make sure they are 18
Why
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
whose parrot is this?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Randomize
