I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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