The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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