ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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