I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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