chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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