You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Do plants get herpes?
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