Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
