we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
This baby is an asshole
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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