I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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