would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Alive.
So much puke
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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