So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Randomize
