drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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