hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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