Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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