I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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