The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
zippers are such a cool invention
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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