I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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