Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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