their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Randomize
