I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
It's blow job season.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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