Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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