If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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