I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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