If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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